Horoscope

Madam puppy dog astrologer, Sylvia. Photo by Michael Tuccini.
Madam Sylvia. Photo by Michael Tuccini.

Sylvia Reads The Stars

Week of March 7, 2019

Pisces Feb 18 – Mar 20

Pisces, if you were a decade, which would you be? Dress the part this week. I think this will not only brighten your day but others, too. Because nothing says In like a lion like bobby socks.

Aries Mar 20 – Apr 20

Aries, time to shake, rattle and roll. How? Grab a microphone, or your interpretation of one, this week. I foresee your audience being hungrier than usual for your charisma and charm.

Taurus Apr 20 – May 21

Taurus, you are a bald eagle flying over Sleeping Bear Bay with a fish so big in your talons it looks like you have to drop it or you’ll both plunge into the icy waters. Instead, you soar.

Gemini May 21 – Jun 21

Gem, gem, Gemini! If you were to create your own ice-cream flavor, what would it be? Start doodling what it would look like, down to the drips on your spoon. I see focused, structured creativity as your best friend this week.

Cancer Jun 21 – Jul 23

Crab-o-licious, won’t you love more and judge less? Repeat as necessary. I do believe this mantra will help you more than anyone this week.

Leo Jul 23 – Aug 23

March comes in like a Leo, Leo! What about this weather matches amazing you? Is it the powerful wind? The lovely snow? Or the promise of light and warmth that is surely on its way?

Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 23

Virgo, you have felt like someone put you on the back burner. You deserve to be the main dish this week. And if that doesn’t become obvious to those around you, make it so with a little help from The Killers.

Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23

Libra, it would seem impossible for a dog to know the exact moment its owner starts to make her way home. But studies have shown otherwise. The stars say you will blow someone’s mind similarly this week doing something that is at first unbelievable, but ultimately achievable.

Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 22

Scorpio, no one and nothing can stop you from dancing. Carry on.

Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 23

Sadge, you deserve a badge for your ability to emote a genuine philia love of your fellow human. I predict this week someone will acknowledge your good will.

Capricorn Dec 23 – Jan 20

Cap’n Cap, do you sing while doing the dishes? Hum while taking a run? Tease out the little things you do every day that make you downright adorable. This is a good week to sparkle.

Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18

Aquarius, your birthday has passed. How is your personal new year going? If you haven’t been able to find a reason to stand a little taller, I predict this week you will.


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