Horoscope

Madam puppy dog astrologer, Sylvia. Photo by Michael Tuccini.
Madam Sylvia. Photo by Michael Tuccini.

Sylvia Reads The Stars

Week of May 30, 2019

Gemini May 21 – Jun 21

Gemini, you will welcome summer with a grin. My reading of the stars says something new will bring you joy, and it’ll be a secret that puts a smile on your face all day long.

Cancer Jun 21 – Jul 23

Tiny crab, put down that root beer and pick up a spoon. Everything’s coming up root beer floats!

Leo Jul 23 – Aug 23

Lioness and Lion, sorcerer and sorceress. You have powers beyond the five senses that will help you see something in a different light.

Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 23

Valor is yours, Virgo! Your bravery in speaking the truth with kindness will be rewarded this week. Take it in. Take it all in.

Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23

Lovely Libra, Libra maid! Where would we be without you? Give us a wink and make us think of you. (Or, any Beatles song of your choosing that involves the giddiness of love will be your guide this week.)

Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 22

Sit still and gaze upon what may seem trivial to you, but is a job well done. This week is a good time to pat yourself on the back so that you can acknowledge the good in others, too.

Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 23

All isn’t lost, Sadge. You had a minor setback this past week. So what. You are loved, you are understood. Take it all in stride and put yourself back on that pony.

Capricorn Dec 23 – Jan 20

Capricorn, where would we be without your focused efforts to get the job done? This week you will find new helpers where there didn’t seem to be any before.

Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18

Aquarius, unlock that heart-shaped box of yours and meditate on what’s inside. You can take this literally or metaphorically: this week is a time to reflect on old treasures.

Pisces Feb 18 – Mar 20

Pisces, soon you will be swimming and playing in the waves. This week I predict is a good time to find fellow fish for upcoming summer fun.

Aries Mar 20 – Apr 20

Aries, most people think of weapons and angry men when they think of warriors. But I’d like you to focus on the warrior pose in yoga. Whether meditating on an image of the pose or trying it yourself, the stars say you will better understand what it’s all about.

Taurus Apr 20 – May 21

Taurus, there is a chipmunk in the ceiling. Not. Cool.


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