Horoscope

Madam puppy dog astrologer, Sylvia. Photo by Michael Tuccini.
Madam Sylvia. Photo by Michael Tuccini.

Sylvia Reads The Stars

Week of January 10, 2019

Capricorn Dec 23 – Jan 20

What silliness, oh Capricorn, surrounds you. Throw your head back and laugh.

Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18

What’s the fastest way to your heart? Heathrow. Or visit a place closer to home you’ve never visited before. Variety does you right.

Pisces Feb 18 – Mar 20

What a piece of work is jam. Invite a friend for a homemade bread fest.

Aries Mar 20 – Apr 20

What fibs you told yourself last year took a southbound bus to start a band.

Taurus Apr 20 – May 21

What’s all this talk of poetry? Somebody turn on the game already.

Gemini May 21 – Jun 21

What riches, Gem! What joy to know your love is home.

Cancer Jun 21 – Jul 23

What light through yonder quagmire shines? You will persevere, sweet Crab.

Leo Jul 23 – Aug 23

What is there left to do but dance and re-dance?

Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 23

What snow! What show! The world marvels with you as you catch the light on diamond flakes.

Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23

What else can you rid yourself of? Diets? Harrumphing? Cynicism? That’s a fine start.

Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 22

What eyes are yours, dear Scorp, that burrow into the souls of unsuspecting elk?

Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 23

What if you ran a race with the moon? What if you won?


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